Reasons to Date Me:
- No one will ever try to steal me away from you.
- Sometimes I’m funny.
That’s all i have
Let’s not forget ‘you’d be the better looking partner’
iM GONN A SHIT MY PANTAS
I suppose you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
cat meows underwater. i don’t think you understand how much i’m crying right now.
WHAT NOISE EVEN IS THAT
“why wouldn’t you lift your face up?” i’M FUCKING DONE OMG
I won't let your prayers end in despair. None of you have to hate anyone, or curse anyone. I'll bear the full, dreadful weight of all your karmic destinies. So please, believe in yourselves until the very end!
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
I think I have the answer.
^ This has been an Asami Sato hair porn post :D
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”